Top 12 List: Ways Riding A Horse Is Like Playing A Tuba
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12. The larger they are, the harder it is to perform an accurate 20-meter circle.
11. It's a bad sign when it slips from between your knees in the middle of a lesson.
10. Whenever an unscheduled crescendo occurs, the key to saving the performance is reestablishing the rhythm.
9. Tuba or horse: when purchasing your first one, make sure it never harmed its previous owner.
8. Both have been used in national TV commercials to illustrate how much room there is in a mini-van.
7. Get help immediately if you find your entire head stuck inside its mouth.
6. It doesn't matter whether you have a horse or a tuba---you'll need a lot more storage space than the violin guy does.
5. You can't force it to jump if it really doesn't want to.
4. People who don't know a lot about them think they all look alike.
3. You can take lessons all your life, but there's no guarantee you'll ever be asked to perform for the Queen.
2. It's a bad sign if vultures fly in and perch on it during your performance.
1. If it really loves you, there may be a heart-warming moment when it sees you coming and makes a soft, welcoming noise.
Reprinted from Hunter & Sport Horse Magazine
Nov/Dec 1999 Issue
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